Bruce Almighty is a very funny movie starring Jim Carrey given the powers and responsibilities of God .
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Bruce: All the greatest anchors have had their signature sign-off, like Walter Cronkite. And that’s the way it was. That’s the way the cookie crumbles. That’s the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Bruce: God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I’m the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he’d rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.
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Bruce: Thank you, WKBW! Wimpy Kiddy Baby Whiners! That’s what that stands for! I’ll see you on Channel 5, where they do the real news.
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Bruce: Smite me, O mighty smiter! Read more