Evan Almighty is a very funny movie. Evan Baxter is charged by God to build an Ark.
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Rita: The way things are going, if he gets any crazier, we might end up in the White House.
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God: Let it out, son. It’s the beginning of wisdom.
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God: Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?
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Rita: If that comes out your front, I don’t even want to know what’s coming out the back.
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Evan Baxter: Make thee an ark of gopherwood. Gopherwood? Read more