Half Baked is a very funny pot head comedy about 3 friends efforts to raise enough money to get their dear friend Kenny out of jail.
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Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s’mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap’n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on ‘em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny Davis: That’s it?
Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me that thing we used to eat back in the day? It came in a box. What was it… oh yeah, pussy.
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Thurgood Jenkins: Don’t get me wrong, I love weed. I LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy. The end.
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Kenny Davis: You guys gotta get me out of here! There’s this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I’m his bitch!
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Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? Read more